A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'
A smart ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said,
'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
14 years of great music, great fun and great people! But its time has come to pass the reigns. We are tired and would like more free time so we have decided to put Calistoga Grill up for sale.
We are looking for someone who will put a fresh coat of paint on it and continue the entertainment business we have built over the past years. If anybody knows of someone who has a strong love for the entertainment business, it can be a lot of fun. Laurie and I want to have our regular table as customers for years to come and not be looking over our shoulders at the business side of it.
I know it sounds cliché but - Thanks for the memories!
Jeff, Laurie, Lianne, Mandy and little Jeff