Two Cornish men, Jethro and Denzal, are having a drink and watching the football around at Jethro's house.
At full time Denzal gets up to go home but finds that it is pouring down with torrential rain.
"Stay the night here Denzal." says Jethro. No point in getting soaked. "I'll go and make up a bed for you."
When Jethro comes back down the stairs he finds Denzal drenched to the bone.
"What the hell happened to you?" Jethro asks.
Denzal replies - "I went home for my pyjamas."
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.
A customer asked of a store clerk:
"In what aisle could I find the Newfie sausage?
The shop assistant asks, "Are you from Newfoundland ?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something:
If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The store clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then because I asked for Newfie sausage, why did you ask me if I'm from Newfoundland ?
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot''.