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Mental Fitness Examination
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A painter by the name of Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist.
 
Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to the town of Doolin in County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses.

 One day, a beautiful young English woman arrived at his house in a stretch limo and asked if he would paint her in the nude. This being the first time anyone had made such a request he was a bit perturbed, particularly when the woman told him that money was no object; in fact she was willing to pay up to $10,000.

 Not wanting to get into any marital strife, he asked her
to wait while he went into the house to confer with Mary,
his wife. In a few minutes he returned.

 "T'would be me pleasure to paint yer portrait, missus," he said. "The wife says it's okay. "I'll paint you in the nude all right; but I have to at least leave me socks on, so I have a place to wipe me brushes."

Gotta love
the Irish!!

MURPHY
THE PAINTER

This is a test to  ascertain your mental state. If you get one right you are doing  ok, if you get none right you better go for counseling. (I'll meet you  there.)

There are 4 test questions.  Don't miss one. 
 
Giraffe  Test
1. How  do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you  scroll down.
 
The  correct answer:
Open the refrigerator,  put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you  tend to do simple things in an overly complicated  way.

Elephant  Test
2.How  do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Did you say, Open the  refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the  refrigerator? Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the  refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the  door.  This tests your ability to think through the repercussions  of your previous actions.

Lion  King Test
3.The Lion King  is hosting an Animal Conference.  All the animals attend ... except  one. Which animal does not attend? 
 
Correct  Answer:
The  Elephant.  The elephant is in the refrigerator.  You just put  him in there.  This tests your memory.

Okay, even if you  did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one  more chance to show your true abilities.

Crocodile  Test
4. There is a river  you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat.  How do you manage  it?

Correct  Answer
: You jump into the river  and swim across.  Havent you been lis-ten-ing?  All the  crocodiles are attending the Animal Conference.  This tests whether  you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting  Worldwide, around 90% of the Retirees they tested got all  questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct  answers.  Anderson Consulting says this conclusively proves the theory that most Retirees do not have the brains of a  four-year-old.
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